Last week Jack Cafferty on CNN asked the viewers to answer this question. "How will lawmakers' pet projects affect your vote in November?" Not only do I like my dad's answer to this question, but so did Jack because he read his response on national TV. It might be a little extreme, but many good quotes seem to error on the side of an extra superlative.
"My vote is simple and pork barrel spending has something to do with it. The longer our politicians stay in office the worse everything gets. Never Re-elect anyone!!"
-Maurice D. Ribble